I only get attention when my clothes are off.
1 Month 1 Week and 2 Days… I want sex. Anyone? :(
Tonight was pretty awesome :3 I got to lay down next to my crush (Yes, I am five.) while we watched a few episodes of V. R. Troopers. <3 99.9% sure nothing is going to happen because he’s a straightboy but I can dream ^_^
Not to sound like an pretentious asshole but when I am engaged in a debate with people that have not had a form of higher formal education I can tell. I hate sitting here trying to explain something that they literally can not comprehend. It’s sad. Go to college kids. There’s a reason that people that go to college are not tattoo artists that have to survive on “street...
Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there.
Ok, I’ve come around to the 11th. God damnit. My mom thinks he’s cute too. I hate when that shit happens.
ofdemonicorigin: Bill Gates should just give his money to Sony.
Out of wine :(
At that time, in Germany, in 69-70, they had already discotheques So I would take my car, would go to a discotheque and sing maybe 30 minutes I think I had about 7-8 songs. I would partially sleep in the car Because i didn’t want to drive home and that help me for about almost 2 years To survive. In the beginning, I wanted to do a album with the sound of the 50s, the sound of the 60s, of the...
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One last post because srsly… Can I have the past 49 minutes of my life back, Microsoft? I will gladly take a cash settlement.
LOL EA GUIES!! Casuals, Casuals everywhere. COD, BROSEPH!! Oh yeah, you still have to pay us fifteen bucks a month to watch YOUR netflix account or play online with your friends. Again though, EA games. Bad. Smartglass is awesome, but Sony did that years ago with the original PSP and with more capabilities, Sony was also the first to have the interactive camera system on the PS2. The only...
Anonymous asked: Wait, that's the first? Meaning there's another????
Anonymous asked: Wait, you have a first hot video?? How do i find??
Anonymous asked: are you ever going to do another hot video?
If I am on Tumblr there is a 90% chance that I am in the mood for sex. …if not then by the time I get off of Tumblr I definitely am.
Haven’t had sex in months. “Frustrated” doesn’t even begin to explain it.
I CAN NOW CONFIRM THAT I WILL BE SEEING ALASKA THUNDERFUCK 5000 THIS FRIDAY IN TAMPA. I am literally crying right now, I just got the news that I was one of the four chosen!!! :’-) I am absolutely loving my new life in Florida.
People should talk to me, I just got off of Diablo III and I am still on Skype with the guy I am hopelessly in love with. Sadly I don’t know what to say to him because I am wayyyy to god damn shy. (Even while I am tipsy as fuckkk) Why is sexuality a thing? Kinda pissed about that. Can you not be “straight,” Eddy? <3
“Always remember that alcohol makes all situations better.” -A wise and cute guy :)